Modern technology

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Modern technology is great, isn't it?

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I bought a new 2007 Cadillac! The next day I was back at the dealer complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this," he said. "Miller!" The Radio replied, "Glenn, Mitch or Steve?"

"Glenn!" he continued and "Moonlight Serenade" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles, and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Glenn Miller.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Assholes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on
harmonica, Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this car!

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