Super Hero Sex
Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime
fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called
Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up
Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see
if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a
date with Cat Woman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's
apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her
balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with
her legs open.
Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding
bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again
before she knew what was happening."
So Superman did his super thing in a split second and
flew off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you
"No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"