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07-17-07, 05:48 PM #1
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THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
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07-17-07, 06:12 PM #2
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07-17-07, 06:16 PM #3
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I've had gay flight attendants they always made sure we were happy!Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
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07-17-07, 06:19 PM #4
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Have you ever had one purposely spill your drink on you just so he could wipe you off.
Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
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07-17-07, 06:40 PM #5
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That joke was "SUPER!"
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07-17-07, 07:00 PM #6
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Hmmmmmmm.
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Nahhhh, I won't ask.
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07-17-07, 07:03 PM #7
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Hahaha. I'm pickin' up what your puttin' down. Originally Posted by cajunguy
Hmmmmmmm.
Nahhhh, I won't ask.
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The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
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07-17-07, 07:03 PM #8
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Oh yeah more than you know!
Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
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