Welcome to the APBWeb.
Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: : My new truck

  1. #1
    lop's Avatar
    lop
    lop is offline Member
    Join Date
    01-17-06
    Posts
    57
    Rep Power
    1418

    : My new truck

    : My new truck

    Subject: My new truck

    Regardless of your politics, everyone needs a good laugh.

    My New Truck

    I just got my new Ford F-250 and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining
    that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the
    radio was voice activated. "Watch this!"

    He said. "Nelson!"
    The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
    "Willie!" he continued.... and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,"Beethoven!"
    I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their songs.

    One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved just in time to avoid them.

    "ASSHOLES!" I yelled.
    The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.

    I LOVE this truck!

  2. #2
    Indy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by lop
    Bill Clinton on sax.
    What an interesting choice of instruments for him....

 

 

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 3
    Last Post: 06-04-07, 01:04 AM
  2. Replies: 1
    Last Post: 05-27-07, 10:01 AM
  3. The brand new blonde Truck Stop waitress
    By Victor N TN in forum Shenanigans
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 04-13-07, 11:20 AM
  4. The wheels on the truck go through through through
    By E-man in forum General Topics
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 02-06-07, 10:56 PM
  5. 7-year-old takes joyride in mom's truck
    By kdm0409 in forum In the News
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 01-11-06, 03:14 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •