: My new truck

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: My new truck

Subject: My new truck

Regardless of your politics, everyone needs a good laugh.

My New Truck

I just got my new Ford F-250 and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining
that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the
radio was voice activated. "Watch this!"

He said. "Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued.... and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,"Beethoven!"
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved just in time to avoid them.

"ASSHOLES!" I yelled.
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.

I LOVE this truck!

[Indy]

Bill Clinton on sax.

What an interesting choice of instruments for him....