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    Thumbs up WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
    find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
    Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
    intellectual way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
    magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
    had one son, Jack.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
    produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
    Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents'
    objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
    a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
    children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
    childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
    ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

    The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt,
    the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from
    Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

    Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
    them.

    Sincerely,
    Crock O. Schitt
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    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    wow..... THAT WAS GREAT!!!

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    And then we wonder why there are inbreds is some parts of the states.


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    I used to have that shirt along time ago...haha....it was funny cause it gave people something to do when they were behind me in lines.
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    I wonder where Take A Schitt falls into the family tree.


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