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01-26-06, 08:33 PM #1
Ole is a farmer in Wisconsin who needs a new milk cow. He hears about a
nice one for sale over in Minnesota, so he drives to Minnesota, looks at the
cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and
pulls, the cow farts. Ole is very surprised, so he looks at the farmer
who's selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. But milk comes out,
so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow and takes it home. He
calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey Sven, come and look at dis
here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat and see vat happens." Sven
reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and
says, "I bet you bought dis cow in Minnesota, yah?"
Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Minnesota..."
01-27-06, 12:44 AM #2Indy Guest
01-27-06, 01:11 AM #3
that joke is backwards
01-27-06, 02:28 AM #4
Thats freaking hilarious . gotta love farting cows lo.Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.
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