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    Last night I nearly got into a fight

    I was at a bar last night with the Mrs when the she went to the bathroom. She cames back, crying and upset so I asked her what happened.

    "As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night long!"

    I stood up from my stool and took off my jacket.

    "He also said he wants to screw me all night long!!" By this time I was furious and started walking to the pool table.

    "He said he wants to drink beer from my p**sy all night!!!"
    I stoped in my tracks, turned around, sats back on my stool and grab my beer.

    The Mrs was stunned, and asked why I wasn't doing anything about the jerk at the pool table.

    I told her, "I'm sorry Honey, - but I'm not messing around with a guy that can drink that much beer!"

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    Daaaang! LOL

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    Sounds like you've had more fun than me
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