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    Retirement

    Some People Never Retire

    One day, while walking to the store, I passed by
    a Nursing Home.

    On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked
    on the grass.

    I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued
    on my way to the store.

    On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home
    with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn.
    This time my curiosity got the best of me and I
    went inside to talk to the manager.

    "Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on
    your front lawn?"

    "Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes,
    and they're having a yard sale".

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    bet you could get some great discounts


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    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
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