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07-22-07, 12:08 AM #1
Some People Never Retire
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by
a Nursing Home.
On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked
on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued
on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home
with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I
went inside to talk to the manager.
"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on
your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes,
and they're having a yard sale".
07-22-07, 12:13 AM #2
bet you could get some great discounts
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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