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07-22-07, 12:08 AM #1
Some People Never Retire
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by
a Nursing Home.
On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked
on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued
on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home
with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I
went inside to talk to the manager.
"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on
your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes,
and they're having a yard sale".
07-22-07, 12:13 AM #2
bet you could get some great discounts
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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