Retirement

[Elle]

Some People Never Retire

One day, while walking to the store, I passed by
a Nursing Home.

On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked
on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued
on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home
with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I
went inside to talk to the manager.

"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on
your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes,
and they're having a yard sale".

[JLK]

bet you could get some great discounts