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    I will survive

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
    But I'd spent so many nights just waiting for a man that
    long,
    That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
    But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac
    and
    you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it
    was
    all bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known
    there
    was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

    Go on now - go! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10
    inches, then turn up with only 4!
    Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't
    you
    know we're only joking when we say that size doesn't
    count??!!

    [Chorus]

    I will survive! I will survive!
    Coz as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex,
    with a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I
    saw
    your little wiener standing tall and proud! But to hell
    with your
    ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my
    lovin'
    for a cordless multispeed!

    [Chorus]

    I will survive! I will survive!
    Coz as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex,
    With a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


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    I was singing it as I was reading!
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q


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    Now, that's funny!

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    I was also singing and reading. Both JRae and myself read it together and got a kick out of it.

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    I was thinking about last night's chat while I was posting it.

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    I thought that maybe Elle had a date that went sour. I didn't realize it was song until I got to the chorus
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    this made me laugh my ass off! haha! great post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapper_132 View Post
    I thought that maybe Elle had a date that went sour. I didn't realize it was song until I got to the chorus
    If there was a bar around here that had karaoke, I'd sing that just to see the looks on people's faces.

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    I'd pay to see that!
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elle View Post
    If there was a bar around here that had karaoke, I'd sing that just to see the looks on people's faces.
    I'll be sure to sing it for you tonight while I'm out!

 

 

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