I will survive

[Elle]

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many nights just waiting for a man that
long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac
and
you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it
was
all bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known
there
was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10
inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't
you
know we're only joking when we say that size doesn't
count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Coz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I
saw
your little wiener standing tall and proud! But to hell
with your
ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my
lovin'
for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Coz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

[Ducky]

I was singing it as I was reading!

[snuffy2202]

Now, that's funny!

[Terminator]

I was also singing and reading. Both JRae and myself read it together and got a kick out of it.

[Elle]

I was thinking about last night's chat while I was posting it.

[Sapper_132]

I thought that maybe Elle had a date that went sour. I didn't realize it was song until I got to the chorus

[jrae]

this made me laugh my ass off! haha! great post

[Elle]

I thought that maybe Elle had a date that went sour. I didn't realize it was song until I got to the chorus

If there was a bar around here that had karaoke, I'd sing that just to see the looks on people's faces.

[Sapper_132]

I'd pay to see that!

[1*girl]

If there was a bar around here that had karaoke, I'd sing that just to see the looks on people's faces.

I'll be sure to sing it for you tonight while I'm out!