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07-23-07, 07:31 PM #1
Um, is there something you need to tell me?
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Everytime they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
After 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
07-23-07, 07:35 PM #2
oh thats funny!!The power of accurate oberservation is frequently called cynicism by those who donít have itÖGEORGE B SHAW
07-23-07, 07:50 PM #3
Batteries not included.Public conscience message board
post on a board with a heart.
07-23-07, 08:09 PM #4
To funnyDoenetwork.org Finding The Lost...When Everyone Else has Given Up
07-23-07, 09:20 PM #5Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
07-23-07, 11:08 PM #6
Hahahahaha!Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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