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    Stop clapping!

    At a U2 concert in Ireland , Bono (the lead singer) asks the audience for some quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone...."I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

    A voice from the front of the audience yells out...."Then stop clapping, ya asshole!"

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    Maybe he should donate half of him income to them?

    Yeah right you think that cock sucker could live with out his Cristal?
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapper_132 View Post


    Maybe he should donate half of him income to them?

    Yeah right you think that cock sucker could live with out his Cristal?
    HELLLL NOOOOOO
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    Sorry for bringing politics into a joke, but the heckler in the joke has it right. Just too similar to pass.

    Africans to Bono: 'For God's sake please stop!'

 

 

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