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    Alcohol and Peacocks

    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
    A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
    He had spiked hair in all different colors:
    green, purple, red, orange, blue and yellow.

    The old man just stared and stared.

    Every time the young man looked, the old man
    was staring. Finally the young man said
    sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer...
    never done anything wild in your life?"

    Without batting an eye, the old man replied,
    "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
    I was wondering if you were my son."

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    Good one.

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    That's what you get for sassing your elders!

 

 

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