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07-25-07, 04:53 PM #1
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i Didnt Know this!
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. (That's about 2.5 ounces)
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
...and wash your damn hands!YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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07-25-07, 05:28 PM #2
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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im never going outside again
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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07-25-07, 05:38 PM #3
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07-25-07, 05:50 PM #4
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07-25-07, 05:59 PM #5
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Makes life hard , doesnt it!
Originally Posted by gozling
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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07-25-07, 07:42 PM #6
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Public conscience message board
post on a board with a heart.
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07-25-07, 07:59 PM #7
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Awww right! Giggity! Now every time I shake hands with a hot chick I'm going to sniff my hand. Originally Posted by k-9max
"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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07-25-07, 08:27 PM #8
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Yummy.
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado
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07-25-07, 08:32 PM #9
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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nah not really.. i have lots to play with at home lol Originally Posted by k-9max
Makes life hard , doesnt it! 
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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07-25-07, 09:35 PM #10
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chances are it's not the hot chick that's been doing it. Originally Posted by Rhino
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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07-25-07, 10:48 PM #11
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Well, I'm going to put myself in a bubble from now on....lol
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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07-25-07, 10:52 PM #12
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ugh.... my stomach was already upset... I didn't need to add this to it!
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07-25-07, 11:15 PM #13
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Originally Posted by JLK
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~Karie
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
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07-25-07, 11:20 PM #14
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does anyone intentionally pee in the pool?
I mean...besides me? Originally Posted by Jenna
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I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
Reca is the best thing since sliced bread! Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
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07-25-07, 11:40 PM #15
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Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw
ME!!!No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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07-26-07, 12:00 AM #16
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"Intentionally" is such a deliberate word.... Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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07-26-07, 12:15 AM #17
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Originally Posted by k-9max
SWEEEEEET!!!!!!
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07-26-07, 12:22 AM #18jrae GuestBrad, you are such a homo....sorry babe love ya still Originally Posted by Terminator
SWEEEEEET!!!!!!
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07-26-07, 12:36 AM #19
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Originally Posted by jrae
Uh huh, and just how many door handles have you touched today?
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07-26-07, 12:37 AM #20jrae Guesthahaha....i'll never tell Originally Posted by Terminator
Uh huh, and just how many door handles have you touched today?
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