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    i Didnt Know this!

    During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. (That's about 2.5 ounces)

    In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

    An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

    In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

    Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

    At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

    Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

    HAVE A GREAT DAY...
    ...and wash your damn hands!
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,Ē Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    im never going outside again
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    im never going outside again
    Makes life hard , doesnt it!
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,Ē Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Public conscience message board
    post on a board with a heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
    Awww right! Giggity! Now every time I shake hands with a hot chick I'm going to sniff my hand.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

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    Yummy.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    Makes life hard , doesnt it!
    nah not really.. i have lots to play with at home lol
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    Awww right! Giggity! Now every time I shake hands with a hot chick I'm going to sniff my hand.
    chances are it's not the hot chick that's been doing it.


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


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    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    ugh.... my stomach was already upset... I didn't need to add this to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JLK View Post
    chances are it's not the hot chick that's been doing it.

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    but now I take a pill for that"

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    does anyone intentionally pee in the pool?















    I mean...besides me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    does anyone intentionally pee in the pool?















    I mean...besides me?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    does anyone intentionally pee in the pool?















    I mean...besides me?
    "Intentionally" is such a deliberate word....
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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

    SWEEEEEET!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    SWEEEEEET!!!!!!
    Brad, you are such a homo....sorry babe love ya still

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrae View Post
    Brad, you are such a homo....sorry babe love ya still

    Uh huh, and just how many door handles have you touched today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Uh huh, and just how many door handles have you touched today?
    hahaha....i'll never tell

 

 
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