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    Blond Cowboy

    The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a
    blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
    As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
    The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff . I was in the bar
    down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
    We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me
    to pull off my shirt . so I did.
    Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me
    to pull off my pants .. so I did.
    Then she pulls off her panties and asks
    me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.

    Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,

    "Now go to town cowboy... ".

    And here I am.

    Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.

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    Nice,

    i wonder if she is still waiting??????
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Damn, that's bad. Although it's not the first time that the lower brain has been smarter than the upper brain.
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    That is freaking funny!! Nice to have a blonde guy joke for a change. (please note, my hair is black, lol)

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    If a blond woman is classed as a bimbo:
    Does this mean a blond man like him is classed as a bumbo:

    After all he was a Dumbo
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    post on a board with a heart.

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