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07-27-07, 12:07 PM #1
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well , who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
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07-27-07, 12:14 PM #2
Don't you just HATE it when that happens?
.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!".
07-27-07, 12:28 PM #3
07-27-07, 12:40 PM #4
That is great!**********************
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
07-27-07, 01:50 PM #5
07-27-07, 01:57 PM #6
definitely time to go 10-8-=Twan007
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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07-27-07, 03:33 PM #7...........................................
07-27-07, 05:36 PM #8
07-28-07, 04:59 AM #9
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!!!
I wonder what a 10% bleach solution would do to genitals
Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)
"It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
There are gains for all our losses
There are balms for all our pain
But, when youth, the dream, departs
It takes something from our hearts
And it never comes again
"Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts
The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War
07-28-07, 06:26 AM #10
"People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"
" A Society That Wages A War Against Its' Police, Had Better Learn To Make Friends With Its' Criminals."
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