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    12 reasons for being a cop

    A friend sent me this one.
    "Never Forget 9-11"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Jacket View Post
    A friend sent me this one.
    Ha ha... you can keep the donuts; I don't really fancy them. However, I'd kill for a Dunk's coffee right now!!!
    The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.

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    My number 1 reason for being a cop
    " The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "

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    KInda loose with the jokes for not being a cop.....

    some will find this humerous, others will find it offensive.
    you have to earn your right to speak about cops.
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    KInda loose with the jokes for not being a cop.....

    some will find this humerous, others will find it offensive.
    you have to earn your right to speak about cops.
    Nonsense. I have found that Police Officers have this great ability to laugh at themselves.
    dlefdal said:
    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    Nonsense. I have found that Police Officers have this great ability to laugh at themselves.
    You're right.

    But, not when you're (figuratively) making comments/jokes and you only have 24 posts under you're belt.
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    What's nonsense is assuming we all are alike. Some will laugh, some will get offended. Just like people from all walks of life.

    For the record, I think it's funny. I love donuts.

    But yeah, you gotta be careful with cop jokes until people around here get to know you. We don't know if you are posting it to offend or humor us.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

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    I hope the person who broke into that unit and planted those donuts got life.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

    We are who we choose to be.

    R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012


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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    I hope the person who broke into that unit and planted those donuts got life.

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