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07-30-07, 06:52 PM #1
True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse
attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in
his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.
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