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    Grandma Doesn't Know Everything

    Little Johnny was staying with his Grandmother for a few days.

    He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

    She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling"

    Little Johnny just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

    A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
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    It takes but a moment, but the memory
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    None is so rich or mighty that he
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    A smile creates happiness in the home,
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    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
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    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
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    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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