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08-01-07, 04:29 AM #1
Poor Old Bob
Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays
golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him
to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob!
How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that
you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at
the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to
rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to
explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife
is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word
in the book.
The cabby turns around and says,"Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this
time."Former member of the LNC
Will take verbal abuse for spare change
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08-01-07, 04:34 AM #2
08-01-07, 05:36 AM #3
wow"Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
08-01-07, 05:49 AM #4
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08-01-07, 07:29 AM #5
08-01-07, 08:13 AM #6
Wonder if poor old Bob knows a good divorce lawyer.
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