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    The pants advice..From Jrae to Term

    THE PANTS -ADVICE FOR A GOOD MARRIAGE

    Terminator was going to be married to Jrae so his father sat him down for a little chat.

    He said, "Term, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to
    your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied,
    Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

    "Hmmm," said Term. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Term took off his pants and said to Jrae, "Here -
    try these on" She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Term said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
    don't want you to ever forget that."

    Then Jrae took off her pants and handed them to Term. She said, "Here-you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
    Jrae said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,you never will."
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    Hahahahaha, so true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Hahahahaha, so true.
    Should I change Karen's Name to Jrae?
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    THE PANTS -ADVICE FOR A GOOD MARRIAGE

    Terminator was going to be married to Jrae so his father sat him down for a little chat.

    He said, "Term, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to
    your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied,
    Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

    "Hmmm," said Term. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Term took off his pants and said to Jrae, "Here -
    try these on" She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Term said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
    don't want you to ever forget that."

    Then Jrae took off her pants and handed them to Term. She said, "Here-you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
    Jrae said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,you never will."
    hahahaha. everybody knows who the boss is...aka ME! don't let term fool ya. he knows his role

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrae View Post
    hahahaha. everybody knows who the boss is...aka ME! don't let term fool ya. he knows his role
    Yes, I do....and you know yours, which is right behind me!

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    NOW I KNOW WHY I AM SINGLE!

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    jrae- ''he knows his role.''

    cool role playing.

    term-''Yes, I do....and you know yours, which is right behind me!''

    never mind just lost interest don't want to go there


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    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
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    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Yes, I do....and you know yours, which is right behind me!
    brad...i'll say it one more time. BITCH PLEASE!

    you are not fooling anyone, so give it up.

 

 

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