The pants advice..From Jrae to Term

**Resident Smart Ass** · 08-01-07, 08:12 AM

THE PANTS -ADVICE FOR A GOOD MARRIAGE

Terminator was going to be married to Jrae so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, "Term, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to
your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied,
Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

"Hmmm," said Term. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Term took off his pants and said to Jrae, "Here -
try these on" She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Term said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jrae took off her pants and handed them to Term. She said, "Here-you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Jrae said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,you never will."

**Terminator** · 08-01-07, 08:15 AM

Hahahahaha, so true.

**Resident Smart Ass** · 08-01-07, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by Terminator

Hahahahaha, so true.

Should I change Karen's Name to Jrae?

jrae · 08-01-07, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass

THE PANTS -ADVICE FOR A GOOD MARRIAGE

Terminator was going to be married to Jrae so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, "Term, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to
your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied,
Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

"Hmmm," said Term. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Term took off his pants and said to Jrae, "Here -
try these on" She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Term said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jrae took off her pants and handed them to Term. She said, "Here-you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Jrae said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,you never will."

hahahaha. everybody knows who the boss is...aka ME! don't let term fool ya. he knows his role

**Terminator** · 08-01-07, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by jrae

hahahaha. everybody knows who the boss is...aka ME! don't let term fool ya. he knows his role

Yes, I do....and you know yours, which is right behind me!

**pc830cop** · 08-01-07, 10:32 PM

NOW I KNOW WHY I AM SINGLE!

Also It doesn't help that I tell the girlies my name is Cheech, TXCOP or CRT...

**JLK** · 08-02-07, 01:16 AM

jrae- ''he knows his role.''

cool role playing.

term-''Yes, I do....and you know yours, which is right behind me!''

never mind just lost interest don't want to go there