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Thread: Safe Driver Award
08-01-07, 08:46 PM #1
Safe Driver Award
A guy was driving when a police officer pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that driver's license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the officer, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart-ass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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08-01-07, 09:58 PM #2
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