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    Safe Driver Award

    A guy was driving when a police officer pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem officer?"
    "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
    He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that driver's license."
    The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the officer, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart-ass when he's drunk and stoned."
    The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
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