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08-04-07, 02:46 AM #1
Joke - We're going down the tracks.
I just received this joke in my Myspace in-box and thought it was worth a share.
It does contain language so please be aware.
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and I hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue... "For those of you just
boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."Never Argue With Idoits. They Will Drag You Down To Their Level, And Beat You With Experience.
08-05-07, 03:30 PM #2
HAHAHA...heard it before but it never gets old!Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
08-05-07, 03:41 PM #3jrae Guest
08-05-07, 03:44 PM #4
niceYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
08-05-07, 08:19 PM #5
Good one.Public conscience message board
post on a board with a heart.
08-10-07, 01:14 AM #6
That was funny!
08-10-07, 01:36 AM #7"Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History"
"All history becomes subjective; in other words there is properly no history, only biography."
08-10-07, 01:41 AM #8
Hahahaha!Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
08-10-07, 05:00 AM #9
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