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    In the morning...

    Okay this was posted in another group, but I"m stealing it b/c it got some funny responses:-)

    who ever posts after me, has to post a comment saying what they would think if they woke up, rolled over, and saw me laying beside them.

    then the next person to post comments on that person...and so on and so forth...

    get it??

    *note* the funnier responses were the "clean" ones!!!

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    I would say, "Uh...what was in that drink, anyway?!"

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    I would probably think i was at a zoo, waking up and looking at snuffs avatar.
    then i would probably fall out of bed.
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,Ē Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    How the hell did we both fit in this twin bed?
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

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    Expelliarmus!

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    Score!

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    You SNORED all night!!

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    and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!"
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    Me?
    your the cajun guy...

    I had to wear a friggin gas mask!!!
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Illiy is offline Corporal
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    How'd I end up in Florida? How'd I end up with Gozling?

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    Score two! Illiy and Gozling! Oh, yeah!

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    score three
    illy myself and snuffy lol

    gotta love the feathers
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Thanks for the Mammaries!

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    An emu!?! What the......




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    wow this is slippery...
    what???

    why am i in a cup o' butter?
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Morning, sweetie




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    You didn't mind the feathers last night!

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    *ffhyhewyh*
    no not at all...

    but i did mind the beak
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Illiy?? We finally meet! This bed sure is uncomfortable with 3 people and an emu. Snuff get that beak outta there!!!

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    Hmmm when did I start sleeping with chicks?
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
    ~
    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

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    Okay, I did my part, now how about that job on the water?

 

 
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