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08-10-07, 05:37 PM #1
Big mouth biker
I saw this on another site, I thought it was pretty funny.
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today, and
I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your
grandma, and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
"I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says....
"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."
08-10-07, 06:08 PM #2" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
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08-10-07, 06:31 PM #3
Nice,YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
08-10-07, 07:26 PM #4Public conscience message board
post on a board with a heart.
08-10-07, 08:05 PM #5
08-10-07, 10:45 PM #6
Ok, that's funny. I'm using that one on my kids.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
08-10-07, 10:52 PM #7
lolMay you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.
08-11-07, 05:28 AM #8
08-11-07, 05:42 AM #9
That was pretty funny"People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"
" A Society That Wages A War Against Its' Police, Had Better Learn To Make Friends With Its' Criminals."
08-11-07, 07:46 AM #10
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