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    I know you from somewhere....

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
    attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
    He's rather taken a back because he can't place
    where he knows her from.
    So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
    "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
    ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you
    the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
    to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
    your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
    She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
    "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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    Quote Originally Posted by iso607 View Post

    +1

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