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Thread: I know you from somewhere....
08-13-07, 01:04 PM #1
I know you from somewhere....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken a back because he can't place
where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher."Future Detective of The S.P.DPride Integrity Gratitude
08-13-07, 06:49 PM #2
Oh man!!!Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
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