Weak Links in the Chain of Command

[Angelous444]

One of the few things I learned in Acadamy:

Weak Links are found in the chain of command.

A Chief: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
Is more powerful then a locomotive
Is faster then a speeding bullet,
walks on water, talks with God.

A Major: Leaps short buildings with a single bound
Is more powerful then a Switch Engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet,
Walks on water if the sea is calm,
Talks with God

A Captain: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable wind,
Is almost as powerful as a Switch Engine,
Is faster then a speeding bullet
Walks on water of an indoor pool
Talks wigh God if special request is approved

A Lieutenant: Brealey clears a Quonset hut,
Loses a tug of war with a locomotive,
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well,
Is occasionally addressed by God

A sergeant: Lifts buildings and walks under them,
Kicks Locomotives off the tacks,
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them,
Freezes water at a single glance,
The sergeant is God.

A detective: Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings,
Is run over by locomotives
Somtimes handles a gun without inflicting self-injury,
Can dog paddle
Talks to animals.

A Deputy: Runs into buildings,
Recognizes locomotives 2 out of 3 times.
Is issued ammunition,
Can stay afloat if properly instructed.
Talks to water.

A Cadet: Falls over the door sills when trying to enter a building.
Says "Look at the Choo-Choo"
Wets himself with a water pistol
Mumbles to himself.

[kjlaw]

One of the few things I learned in Acadamy:

Weak Links are found in the chain of command.

A Chief: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
Is more powerful then a locomotive
Is faster then a speeding bullet,
walks on water, talks with God.

A Major: Leaps short buildings with a single bound
Is more powerful then a Switch Engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet,
Walks on water if the sea is calm,
Talks with God

A Captain: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable wind,
Is almost as powerful as a Switch Engine,
Is faster then a speeding bullet
Walks on water of an indoor pool
Talks wigh God if special request is approved

A Lieutenant: Brealey clears a Quonset hut,
Loses a tug of war with a locomotive,
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well,
Is occasionally addressed by God

A sergeant: Lifts buildings and walks under them,
Kicks Locomotives off the tacks,
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them,
Freezes water at a single glance,
The sergeant is God.

A detective: Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings,
Is run over by locomotives
Somtimes handles a gun without inflicting self-injury,
Can dog paddle
Talks to animals.

A Deputy: Runs into buildings,
Recognizes locomotives 2 out of 3 times.
Is issued ammunition,
Can stay afloat if properly instructed.
Talks to water.

A Cadet: Falls over the door sills when trying to enter a building.
Says "Look at the Choo-Choo"
Wets himself with a water pistol
Mumbles to himself.

Very very funny but true!