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    Weak Links in the Chain of Command

    One of the few things I learned in Acadamy:

    Weak Links are found in the chain of command.

    A Chief: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
    Is more powerful then a locomotive
    Is faster then a speeding bullet,
    walks on water, talks with God.

    A Major: Leaps short buildings with a single bound
    Is more powerful then a Switch Engine
    Is just as fast as a speeding bullet,
    Walks on water if the sea is calm,
    Talks with God

    A Captain: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable wind,
    Is almost as powerful as a Switch Engine,
    Is faster then a speeding bullet
    Walks on water of an indoor pool
    Talks wigh God if special request is approved

    A Lieutenant: Brealey clears a Quonset hut,
    Loses a tug of war with a locomotive,
    Can fire a speeding bullet
    Swims well,
    Is occasionally addressed by God

    A sergeant: Lifts buildings and walks under them,
    Kicks Locomotives off the tacks,
    Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them,
    Freezes water at a single glance,
    The sergeant is God.

    A detective: Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings,
    Is run over by locomotives
    Somtimes handles a gun without inflicting self-injury,
    Can dog paddle
    Talks to animals.

    A Deputy: Runs into buildings,
    Recognizes locomotives 2 out of 3 times.
    Is issued ammunition,
    Can stay afloat if properly instructed.
    Talks to water.

    A Cadet: Falls over the door sills when trying to enter a building.
    Says "Look at the Choo-Choo"
    Wets himself with a water pistol
    Mumbles to himself.
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    Do you know whats waiting on the other side of that beach,
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    Give them nothing, take from them EVERYTHING! (300)

    God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
    Courage to change the things that I can.
    And wisdom to....eh..screw it where's my gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angelous444 View Post
    One of the few things I learned in Acadamy:

    Weak Links are found in the chain of command.

    A Chief: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
    Is more powerful then a locomotive
    Is faster then a speeding bullet,
    walks on water, talks with God.

    A Major: Leaps short buildings with a single bound
    Is more powerful then a Switch Engine
    Is just as fast as a speeding bullet,
    Walks on water if the sea is calm,
    Talks with God

    A Captain: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable wind,
    Is almost as powerful as a Switch Engine,
    Is faster then a speeding bullet
    Walks on water of an indoor pool
    Talks wigh God if special request is approved

    A Lieutenant: Brealey clears a Quonset hut,
    Loses a tug of war with a locomotive,
    Can fire a speeding bullet
    Swims well,
    Is occasionally addressed by God

    A sergeant: Lifts buildings and walks under them,
    Kicks Locomotives off the tacks,
    Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them,
    Freezes water at a single glance,
    The sergeant is God.

    A detective: Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings,
    Is run over by locomotives
    Somtimes handles a gun without inflicting self-injury,
    Can dog paddle
    Talks to animals.

    A Deputy: Runs into buildings,
    Recognizes locomotives 2 out of 3 times.
    Is issued ammunition,
    Can stay afloat if properly instructed.
    Talks to water.

    A Cadet: Falls over the door sills when trying to enter a building.
    Says "Look at the Choo-Choo"
    Wets himself with a water pistol
    Mumbles to himself.
    Very very funny but true!
    Lead from the front and always remember those who came first.



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    EOW 6/16/06


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