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08-17-07, 05:15 PM #1
WHAT'S THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD?
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for>your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........Well, Shit Happens!!!Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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08-17-07, 05:19 PM #2
I thought it was "set".
"Set" has 464 definitions in the Oxford English Dictionary. "Run" runs a distant second, with 396. Rounding out the top ten are "go" with 368, "take" with 343, "stand" with 334, "get" with 289, "turn" with 288, "put" with 268, "fall" with 264, and "strike" with 250.
08-17-07, 06:50 PM #3
what a pile of shit" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
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08-17-07, 06:55 PM #4
What a shitty thread.
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Wow. Now I have to revise my lesson plans. I've always told my students that if they can dominate "get" and "fuck" they can speak English like a native.
08-18-07, 12:44 AM #6
08-18-07, 09:18 AM #7
This thread is a bunch of shit. I mean you gives a shit that the word shit is the most used word in the english language. Oh wait as I'm rereading this I agree.
08-18-07, 09:37 AM #8
On most other forums, this thread would have been deleted or had most of the words in it replaced by asterisks.
08-19-07, 05:24 PM #9
Well shit, that's interesting!Calm Like A Bomb...
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08-20-07, 09:24 AM #10
I always thought "fuck" was the most functional word
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08-20-07, 01:54 PM #11
08-20-07, 01:59 PM #12
Nice.YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
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Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
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08-20-07, 02:32 PM #13
Are you shitting us?
Hey K9 I see from your location you've moved to England.To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
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