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08-21-07, 07:31 PM #1
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there
I bet his life will be miserable after Fat Al & Jesse see this!
#10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - Cadillac not approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T
BE IN NASCAR...
#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!
I love being politically INCORRECT....September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.
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