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08-23-07, 03:31 PM #1
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Fireman!
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, " BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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08-23-07, 03:35 PM #2
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08-23-07, 05:19 PM #3jrae Guest
hahahaha. I laughed my ass off!
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08-23-07, 07:23 PM #4
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Originally Posted by jrae
i'm sure you can related ..with Term and all
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08-23-07, 07:32 PM #5
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08-23-07, 07:36 PM #6
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wonder if my wifey will abide by those rules, doubt it.
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