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08-23-07, 03:31 PM #1
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, " BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.
08-23-07, 03:35 PM #2
08-23-07, 05:19 PM #3jrae Guest
hahahaha. I laughed my ass off!
08-23-07, 07:23 PM #4Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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08-23-07, 07:32 PM #5
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
08-23-07, 07:36 PM #6
wonder if my wifey will abide by those rules, doubt it.YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
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Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
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