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    Do as you're told!!

    go to school.
    get a job.
    get married.
    have 2.3 kids.
    drink eight classes of water a day.
    pay your taxes.
    mow the lawn.
    feed your cat.
    clean your house.
    count carbs.
    don't run by the pool.
    wipe off your shoes.
    go to bed early.
    get up early.
    work hard.
    mind your p's and q's.
    exercise regularly.
    take vitamins.
    say you're sorry.
    don't yell.
    respect your elders.
    eat your crust.
    take the stairs.
    be professional.
    give to charity.
    water the plants.
    go to the dentist.
    wear sunblock.
    tell the truth.
    recycle.
    don't color outside of the lines.
    turn it down.
    follow the rules.
    don't risk it.
    take your time.
    follow.
    don't cry.
    don't waste water.
    look both ways before crossing.
    mind your manners.
    vote.
    act your age.
    wash your hands.
    don't swear.
    don't kiss on a first date.
    don't complain.
    fold the clothes.
    dot your i's and cross your t's.
    chew with your mouth closed.
    don't fall in love.
    cross your legs.
    read the directions.
    don't run with scissors.
    never say never.
    stop, drop and roll.
    don't go to bed mad.
    always tip.
    make your bed.
    don't point.
    don't mumble.
    eat your peas.
    don't interrupt.
    share.
    don't smack your gum.
    think before your speak.
    call your mother.
    play fair.
    don't spit.
    wait your turn.
    turn the other cheek.
    don't roll your eyes.
    don't wear white after labor day.
    zip up your coat.
    don't touch anything.
    don't play with matches.
    use your napkin.
    forgive and forget.
    keep your feet off the table.
    no reading at the dinner table.
    say your prayers.
    keep your word.
    don't mooch.
    dress for success.
    watch your temper.
    ask nicely.
    brush twice a day.
    read the paper.
    don't skip breakfast.
    go to church.
    sit up straight.


    . . . . life's too short to listen to ALL the rules.







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    well those are just all the good rules...

    there is a list of naughty rules to follow in life too
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    well those are just all the good rules...

    there is a list of naughty rules to follow in life too
    and they are ? ? ? ?

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    Yeah, where are they? I cant wait to see what is brought up on this one.
    Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
    One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. ~ Anon

    si hic carrus commovet non quaerete

    RIP Scott L. Roth- Pfc 1st Platoon,401st MP Co, KIA 12/20/89- Operation Just Cause- Not forgotten.
    ALWAYS FIRST!!!

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    naughty rule number one....

    1. never wear undies... you never know who and when you will be in an accident.

    ok who is next
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    #2. NEVER tell your date "You look just like my Mom."
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

    Winston Churchill

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    Those rules read like my new employee handbook.

    #3 - If you go to a porn site on your laptop, erase the history before your wife sees it. Same for the search box on Google

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    #4. Never let your friends see you leaving a bar with a "plus-sized" woman with a broken foot! (I was 19, for crying-out-loud!)
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

    Winston Churchill

 

 

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