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08-26-07, 07:20 PM #1
The Chicken Farmer
A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass
of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a
glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked,
"What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist
told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all
my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman paused for a short moment, than with a smile said, "What a
coincidence.""People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"
" A Society That Wages A War Against Its' Police, Had Better Learn To Make Friends With Its' Criminals."
08-26-07, 07:44 PM #2
OMG, I think I have tears in my eyes!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
08-26-07, 09:48 PM #3
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I think I can use that in class, I'm teaching that grammer this week and I think the guys would probably get more of a yuk out of that than what's in the textbook.
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