The Chicken Farmer

[ipso608]

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass
of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a
glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked,
"What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist
told me that I'm pregnant!"


"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all
my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman paused for a short moment, than with a smile said, "What a
coincidence."

[adroitcuffs]

OMG, I think I have tears in my eyes!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

[kjlaw]

Funny

[SaraJ]

I think I can use that in class, I'm teaching that grammer this week and I think the guys would probably get more of a yuk out of that than what's in the textbook.