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    The Chicken Farmer

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass
    of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a
    glass of champagne, too!"

    "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm
    celebrating."

    "This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

    "What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked,
    "What are you celebrating?"

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist
    told me that I'm pregnant!"


    "What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all
    my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

    "I used a different cock," he replied.

    The woman paused for a short moment, than with a smile said, "What a
    coincidence."
    "People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"

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    OMG, I think I have tears in my eyes!!! ROFLMAO!!!!


    The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.

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    Lead from the front and always remember those who came first.



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    I think I can use that in class, I'm teaching that grammer this week and I think the guys would probably get more of a yuk out of that than what's in the textbook.

 

 

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