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Thread: Amish Elevator
08-26-07, 07:26 PM #1
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an
elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my
life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a
room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small
above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it
reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond
stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to his son ..
"Go get your mother.""People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"
" A Society That Wages A War Against Its' Police, Had Better Learn To Make Friends With Its' Criminals."
08-26-07, 07:42 PM #2The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
08-26-07, 07:44 PM #3
08-26-07, 07:44 PM #4
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
08-26-07, 09:46 PM #5
08-27-07, 04:05 PM #6Banned
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Where is this elevator anyway? I'd like a ride in it meself!
08-27-07, 09:29 PM #7
08-27-07, 10:56 PM #8
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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