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    Blonde Gone' Ice Fishing

    The Blonde and the Lord

    A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the
    subject, and
    finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

    After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular
    cut in
    the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

    Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of
    cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens
    the
    voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

    The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of
    the
    ice.
    She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The
    voice
    came once more,
    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

    She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?"
    The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK"
    "People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"

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