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08-28-07, 10:43 AM #1
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I know this is bad..
A little known fact about mayonnaise.......
Please feel free to spread (you'll get it) this one around.
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as.........
Sinko de Mayo.
WHAT?!?!?!
You expected something educational from me ?
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08-28-07, 10:44 AM #2
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That was what is referred to as a groaner.
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08-28-07, 10:52 AM #3
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08-28-07, 10:58 AM #4
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Booooooooooooooo
Sorry but that was bad!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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08-28-07, 11:51 AM #5
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ha ha ha ha it was bad but it was funny!!!!!!
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08-31-07, 06:59 PM #6
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I can't wait to explain this to people on the next Cinco de Mayo! Hahaha...
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08-31-07, 07:49 PM #7
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I didn't read the topic... I just wanted to see if I could post again!!!
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08-31-07, 08:54 PM #8
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I knew something was up when it said the Titanic was going to Mexico from NY. It was going back to England...it was to be Capt Smith's last trip then he was gonna retire.
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09-01-07, 12:06 PM #9
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Ow...that hurt.
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09-03-07, 05:29 AM #10
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Originally Posted by Illiy
Well, that's good news that your resolved your issues, welcome back.
As for you Ms Lostralian . . . . that was REALLY crap, but yes, some of us smirked!!
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09-03-07, 06:30 PM #11
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Oh you likededed it. Admit it. Originally Posted by Tony
Well, that's good news that your resolved your issues, welcome back.
As for you Ms Lostralian . . . . that was REALLY crap, but yes, some of us smirked!!
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09-03-07, 06:38 PM #12
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NEVER!!!! Originally Posted by The Lostralian
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09-03-07, 06:45 PM #13
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Just a thought, Hellmann's is more commonly known west of the continental divide or Rocky Mountains as Best Foods. Virtually the same product. Some say that Best Foods is a tad bit tangier.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bestfoods
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09-03-07, 06:56 PM #14
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lostrailian,I am on another forum also,it is currently having a worse joke contest.I am voting for you in abstentia.
Nahh,I'll just cut and paste and win it myself.
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09-03-07, 07:31 PM #15
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CHEATER! Originally Posted by mavriktu
lostrailian,I am on another forum also,it is currently having a worse joke contest.I am voting for you in abstentia.
Nahh,I'll just cut and paste and win it myself. no go ahead...I dont care..lol
and Tony, don't make me go over there Mister!!!!
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09-03-07, 07:44 PM #16
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Better watch out Tony, Lostralian will think of any excuse to visit Australia.
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Easy winner!!!! Originally Posted by mavriktu
lostrailian,I am on another forum also,it is currently having a worse joke contest.I am voting for you in abstentia.
Nahh,I'll just cut and paste and win it myself.
Hey . . . why not come over here next week when I'm in California?? Originally Posted by The Lostralian
CHEATER! no go ahead...I dont care..lol
and Tony, don't make me go over there Mister!!!!
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09-03-07, 08:51 PM #18
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Damn straight Originally Posted by CTR man
What?? Already? Damn, time flies by, doesn't it? Originally Posted by Tony
Hey . . . why not come over here next week when I'm in California??
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09-03-07, 10:23 PM #19
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The 13th is just next Thursday, it's almost 2 years since I decided to fly over . . . . . but slow is good sometimes!! Originally Posted by The Lostralian
What?? Already? Damn, time flies by, doesn't it?
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Hey Tony, Let me know when you get up this way, I'm only an hours drive south of Lostralian. Maybe we can all go out and do something together. Originally Posted by Tony
Hey . . . why not come over here next week when I'm in California??
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