Sick Leave

[Cross240]

SICK LEAVE...

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not
allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from
the ceiling and made
funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked
me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light
bulb so that the boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days
off. A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked,
"What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You
are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker
(the blonde) followed me, the boss said to her, "And where do you think
you're going?"

You're going to love this..... )




She said, "I'm obviously going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

[lewisipso]

Haha.

[SaraJ]

Dumb blond jokes are soooooo intellectual. At least to us blonds. LOL