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    Cross240 is offline Temporarily Civilianized
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    Sick Leave

    SICK LEAVE...

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not
    allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
    he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from
    the ceiling and made
    funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked
    me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light
    bulb so that the boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days
    off. A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked,
    "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You
    are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
    I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker
    (the blonde) followed me, the boss said to her, "And where do you think
    you're going?"

    You're going to love this..... )




    She said, "I'm obviously going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
    There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

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    Haha.
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    Dumb blond jokes are soooooo intellectual. At least to us blonds. LOL

 

 

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