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09-02-07, 02:30 PM #1
A colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked her how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, she, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure. Then she asked, "But why would you call 9-1-1 to find out how to baste a turkey?"
There was only a slight hesitation before the woman replied, "Well, you knew, didn't you?" and hung up.
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