A colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked her how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, she, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure. Then she asked, "But why would you call 9-1-1 to find out how to baste a turkey?"

There was only a slight hesitation before the woman replied, "Well, you knew, didn't you?" and hung up.

You thought this was going to be something else, didn't you?