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09-02-07, 10:57 PM #1
King Richard was about to embark on the crusades and was worried about Gueniveres chasity.So he went to Merlin and said he needed a chasity belt for her,Merlin conjured up such a belt ,HOWEVER,there was a hole at the most strategic place.Richard mentioned this to Merlin who replied,"ahh,your highness,that is the beauty of this belt" with that Merlin took his magic wand and placed it in the opening and "SNAP",it was cut in two with a guillotine type blade.
Richard was impressed and placed the belt on his maid.On returning 2 years later Richard held "short arm inspection".To his dismay all of his Knights had cuts,knicks,or complete severance of their "members",except Sir Lancelot."Sir Lancelot ,you have proven your faithfullness to the crown,ask of anything in the kingdom and it will be yours".
But Sir Lancelot was "speechless"!
Last edited by mavriktu; 09-03-07 at 05:24 AM. Reason: Historical facts corrected for Trojan (sheesh)
09-03-07, 03:27 AM #2
heheheheheIf you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.
09-03-07, 04:09 AM #3
Good grief! I know it's only a joke but there should be some basis in truth surely? King Arthur's wife was Guinevere. Maid Marian was Robin Hood's girl. King Arthur never lived during the crusades ( That was Richard the Lionheart. )
Apart from that, quite funny.To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
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09-03-07, 05:25 AM #4
Corrected! But Merlin stays,hey he was a magician he can be as old as he wants.
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Gruesome. Funny too. I like it.
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