The Mirror

**dapples** · 09-03-07, 10:00 PM

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W Bush went to a fitness spa together for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room. They found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.

He said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something TRUTHFUL, will reward you with your wish. BUT BE WARNED! If you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I am the most intelligent of us three!" Suddenly 'POOF' -- he found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore stepped up to the mirror and said, "I think I am the most aware of environmental problems of us three," and again, 'POOF'-- he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked into the mirror.