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09-05-07, 01:06 AM #1
A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says,
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter."
A little girl raises her hand and says, "I had a kitty-cat who
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," the little girl began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty
and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before
we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
That must've been scary," says the teacher.
"It sure was," says the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'".
"And before he could say 'Fuck!' the rottweiler got him!"For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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09-05-07, 11:02 AM #4
Now THATS funny!!
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09-05-07, 11:11 AM #5
HAHAHAHAHA omg... juice just game out my gnozehttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
09-05-07, 12:28 PM #6
LMAO!!!!!!! Good one!!!http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=197722498
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09-05-07, 12:47 PM #7GrasshopperVerified LEO
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Have I told you about the guy I went canoing with that had a stutter? He was in front and we hit some rapids. I forgot about the stutter because he only does it when he gets excited. All of a sudden I hear him yelling..."rrr. RRR. RRRRRRR." Then we hit a rock. He then turned around and calmly said..."Rock ahead."And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
09-05-07, 12:56 PM #8
LMAO! That's a great one.
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All of the above were funny! Another stutter joke. . .
A guy was sitting on a park bench, his head hanging down. A friend came along and sat down next to him.
"Hey, buddy, what's the matter? You look like you lost your last friend."
"Well, I guess you could say I did. You know how I stutter when I'm nervous? But when I'm not I don't. So sometimes people don't know I stutter?"
"Well, my girlfriend's parents were over for dinner and we were sitting around the living room. The dogs were on the floor and Annabel was licking Peter's nose. I started to tell my future in-laws that in a few weeks, after our marriage, that's what my girlfriend was going to be doing to me. But by the time I got it out, Peter was licking his balls."
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