One day little Johnny was sitting under the apple tree polishing an apple. The neighborhood cop (that everyone knows) walks up to little Johnny and say I’ll give you 25 cents for that there apple. Little Johnny replies, no way your crazy!!!!! So the Cop Bids high, 50 cents, nope, 75 cents, nope, 1 dollar, nope, 1.25, nope, 1.50, nope, 1.75, nope, 2 dollars and that’s my final offer. Little Johnny replies, no way!! Puzzled the cop asked Little Johnny why wont you sell me that apple? Little Johnny paused for a second and then replied, MY SISTER GOT A CADDY FOR HER CHERRY, SO I PLAN ON GETTING A FREIGHT TRAIN FOR THIS HERE APPLE.