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01-30-06, 08:59 PM #1
One day little Johnny was sitting under the apple tree polishing an apple. The neighborhood cop (that everyone knows) walks up to little Johnny and say I’ll give you 25 cents for that there apple. Little Johnny replies, no way your crazy!!!!! So the Cop Bids high, 50 cents, nope, 75 cents, nope, 1 dollar, nope, 1.25, nope, 1.50, nope, 1.75, nope, 2 dollars and that’s my final offer. Little Johnny replies, no way!! Puzzled the cop asked Little Johnny why wont you sell me that apple? Little Johnny paused for a second and then replied, MY SISTER GOT A CADDY FOR HER CHERRY, SO I PLAN ON GETTING A FREIGHT TRAIN FOR THIS HERE APPLE.
01-30-06, 10:01 PM #2
What's a "freight" train?"To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division
01-30-06, 10:39 PM #3
A train that carrys freight...gimme a break you knew what it was i just copied and pasted that friggen thing
01-31-06, 01:23 PM #4
Give the guy a break: He's from Minnesota. He's lucky he can read at all!For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
01-31-06, 04:53 PM #5
Please, let's be adults here.
Us Minnesotans didn't hurt anybody.
BEK, we gotta stick together brother!
By the way Kieth, cheese sucks. And so does Brett FavreNo one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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01-31-06, 05:29 PM #6Originally Posted by jmur5074
AMEN to thatWhat I say is my opinion, not my employers or that of my academic institution.
01-31-06, 06:16 PM #7
It's spelled KEIth, NOT KIEth. I guess that just proves my point. And, by the way, how many Super Bowls have the Viking won?For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
01-31-06, 09:32 PM #8
well i know it dosent look like it but we have a team called the VikingS there are more than one one a team. yes the entire vikings life is to make other teams highlight films look better...everone knows that...but hay the team is obviously better scoring if its on water.....but hay i would rather be a viking then a PACKER..its a joke dont have a hissy fit..
02-01-06, 03:10 PM #9
Man, I was only kidding! Just because the Packers have won a few Super Bowls and the Vikings haven't won ANY is no reason to be a Hater!For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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