little Johnny

**BEK** · 01-30-06, 08:59 PM

One day little Johnny was sitting under the apple tree polishing an apple. The neighborhood cop (that everyone knows) walks up to little Johnny and say I’ll give you 25 cents for that there apple. Little Johnny replies, no way your crazy!!!!! So the Cop Bids high, 50 cents, nope, 75 cents, nope, 1 dollar, nope, 1.25, nope, 1.50, nope, 1.75, nope, 2 dollars and that’s my final offer. Little Johnny replies, no way!! Puzzled the cop asked Little Johnny why wont you sell me that apple? Little Johnny paused for a second and then replied, MY SISTER GOT A CADDY FOR HER CHERRY, SO I PLAN ON GETTING A FREIGHT TRAIN FOR THIS HERE APPLE.

**Welpe** · 01-30-06, 10:01 PM

What's a "freight" train?

**BEK** · 01-30-06, 10:39 PM

A train that carrys freight...gimme a break you knew what it was i just copied and pasted that friggen thing

**keith720** · 01-31-06, 01:23 PM

Give the guy a break: He's from Minnesota. He's lucky he can read at all!

**jmur5074** · 01-31-06, 04:53 PM

Please, let's be adults here.

Us Minnesotans didn't hurt anybody.

BEK, we gotta stick together brother!

By the way Kieth, cheese sucks. And so does Brett Favre

**lynnz05** · 01-31-06, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by jmur5074

Us Minnesotans didn't hurt anybody.

By the way Kieth, cheese sucks. And so does Brett Favre

AMEN to that

**keith720** · 01-31-06, 06:16 PM

It's spelled KEIth, NOT KIEth. I guess that just proves my point. And, by the way, how many Super Bowls have the Viking won?

**BEK** · 01-31-06, 09:32 PM

well i know it dosent look like it but we have a team called the VikingS there are more than one one a team. yes the entire vikings life is to make other teams highlight films look better...everone knows that...but hay the team is obviously better scoring if its on water.....but hay i would rather be a viking then a PACKER..its a joke dont have a hissy fit..