Little Johnny!

[k-9max]

Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up --- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret
and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the
offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guys and make
love with them for money. " The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?
"No," said Little Johnny, "He coaches Michigan football, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

[Pinki]

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Johnny was bad, even as a child everybody could tell
Everyone said if you dont get straight
Youll surely go to hell

But johnny didnt care
He was an outlaw by the time that he was
Ten years old
He didnt wanna do what he was told
Just a prankster, juvenile gangster

His teachers didnt understand
They kicked him out of school
At a tender early age
Just because he didnt want to learn things
(had other interests)
He liked to burn things

The lady down the block
She had a radio that johnny wanted oh so bad
So he took it the first chance he had
Then he shot her in the leg
And this is what she said
Only a lad
You really cant blame him
Only a lad
Society made him
Only a lad
Hes our responsibility
Only a lad
He really couldnt help it
Only a lad
He didnt want to do it
Only a lad
Hes underprivileged and abused
Perhaps a little bit confused

His parents gave up they couldnt influence his attitude
Nobody could help
The little man had no gratitude

And when he stole the car
Nobody dreamed that he would
Try to take it so far
He didnt mean to hit the poor man
Who had to go and die
It made the judge cry

Only a lad
He really couldnt help it
Only a lad
He didnt want to do it
Only a lad
Hes underprivileged and abused
Perhaps a little bit confused

Its not his fault that he cant believe
Its not his fault that he cant behave
Society made him go astray
Perhaps if were nice hell go away
Perhaps hell go away
Hell go away

(repeat chorus)

Hey there johnny you really dont fool me
You get away with murder
And you think its funny
You dont give a damn if we live or if we die
Hey there johnny boy
I hope you fry!

Oingo Boingo Only a Lad

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[allykitty84]

Bwwaaaahahahahaha!!! Gotta love kids. You NEVER know what will come out of their little mouths.