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    Little Johnny!

    Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
    children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
    came up --- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
    Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
    him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret
    and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the
    offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guys and make

    love with them for money. " The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
    set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny
    aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?
    "No," said Little Johnny, "He coaches Michigan football, but I was too
    embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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    Johnny was bad, even as a child everybody could tell
    Everyone said if you dont get straight
    Youll surely go to hell

    But johnny didnt care
    He was an outlaw by the time that he was
    Ten years old
    He didnt wanna do what he was told
    Just a prankster, juvenile gangster

    His teachers didnt understand
    They kicked him out of school
    At a tender early age
    Just because he didnt want to learn things
    (had other interests)
    He liked to burn things

    The lady down the block
    She had a radio that johnny wanted oh so bad
    So he took it the first chance he had
    Then he shot her in the leg
    And this is what she said
    Only a lad
    You really cant blame him
    Only a lad
    Society made him
    Only a lad
    Hes our responsibility
    Only a lad
    He really couldnt help it
    Only a lad
    He didnt want to do it
    Only a lad
    Hes underprivileged and abused
    Perhaps a little bit confused

    His parents gave up they couldnt influence his attitude
    Nobody could help
    The little man had no gratitude

    And when he stole the car
    Nobody dreamed that he would
    Try to take it so far
    He didnt mean to hit the poor man
    Who had to go and die
    It made the judge cry

    Only a lad
    He really couldnt help it
    Only a lad
    He didnt want to do it
    Only a lad
    Hes underprivileged and abused
    Perhaps a little bit confused

    Its not his fault that he cant believe
    Its not his fault that he cant behave
    Society made him go astray
    Perhaps if were nice hell go away
    Perhaps hell go away
    Hell go away

    (repeat chorus)

    Hey there johnny you really dont fool me
    You get away with murder
    And you think its funny
    You dont give a damn if we live or if we die
    Hey there johnny boy
    I hope you fry!
    Oingo Boingo Only a Lad

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    Bwwaaaahahahahaha!!! Gotta love kids. You NEVER know what will come out of their little mouths.



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