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    Sleepy Sailor

    By the time the sailor pulled into a little town every hotel room was
    taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a
    bed, I don't care where."

    "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant -- an Air Force guy,"
    admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to
    tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms
    have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

    "No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it."

    The next morning, the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and
    bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better."

    The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring?"

    "Nope. I shut him up in no time," said the Navy guy.

    "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

    "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the
    sailor explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the
    cheek, and said, 'Goodnight beautiful,'...And he sat up all night
    watching me."
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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    You do that with CB, smoke?
    Difference is, you don't even have to kiss me to provoke that response, connie...

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