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09-09-07, 03:55 PM #1
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New Government Emblem!!!!!!!
New Government Emblem
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the Republican government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.[Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!]YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
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Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
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09-09-07, 04:52 PM #2
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Haha, had to laugh again.
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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09-09-07, 05:01 PM #3
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LOL!!
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09-09-07, 05:05 PM #4
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I laughed too!
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09-09-07, 05:14 PM #5
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He wasn't. That was his other him. Originally Posted by Pudge113
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Originally Posted by conalabu
It's not a mental problem until he starts answering the voices in his head."Like" us on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Offic...93147194083228
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Like when Terminator responds to my posts? Originally Posted by Pudge113
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Originally Posted by Jenna
Like when Terminator responds to my posts?
Oh lord....here we go again."Like" us on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Offic...93147194083228
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09-09-07, 05:59 PM #9PeterJasonMN Guest
And it sometimes deal with a bunch of assholes too.
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So the Democratic Party's symbol would be an erect penis with warts and herpes sores since they aren't trying to protect the public and don't care what we would get! Originally Posted by k-9max
New Government Emblem
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the Republican government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.[Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!]
BTW I vote independent! I don't like the 2 party system.
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