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Thread: Worst Joke Thread Ever
09-10-07, 05:33 PM #1
Worst Joke Thread Ever
Just as the title suggests...post the worst jokes you have ever heard. No Cinco de Mayo though
I heard this from a buddy of mine a few years ago...
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?"
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09-10-07, 06:34 PM #2
How do you catch a rabbit?
Go behind a bush and act like a carrot.
09-10-07, 07:41 PM #3
Two tv antennas met and fell in love, the decided to get married.
The wedding sucked but the reception was great.Thereís a promise I need you to make
While Iím gone you take care of the love
And Iíll deal with the hate.
Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado
09-10-07, 07:44 PM #4
Horse walks into a pub and the barman says, "Why the long face?"
09-10-07, 07:44 PM #5
If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one's a prostitute?
The one that's labeled "IDAHO"
09-10-07, 07:45 PM #6
Anything Lazy Fed said
"Stupid should hurt."
09-10-07, 07:48 PM #7
What's ET short for?
He's only got little legs!
09-10-07, 07:50 PM #8
Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a bin?
Finding 1 baby in 10 bins
09-10-07, 07:51 PM #9
What do Gordon the Gopher and Thomas the Tank-Engine have in common?
they have the same middle name
09-10-07, 07:51 PM #10
Whats green, got six legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you?
a snooker table
09-10-07, 07:53 PM #11
Why did the cow moo?
Because it's a cow
09-10-07, 07:54 PM #12
Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was glued to the elephant
09-10-07, 07:55 PM #13
How do you make a cat go woof?
Cover it in petrol and throw a match ~
09-10-07, 07:57 PM #14
What do you call a Frenchman in sandles?
09-10-07, 07:58 PM #15
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
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09-10-07, 07:59 PM #16
Two Aussies are sitting in a bar, one starts to insult the other one.
He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
The bar goes quiet as everyone listens to see what the other Aussie will do.
The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
The other says, "Go home dad youíre drunk."
09-10-07, 08:01 PM #17
Did you hear that they crossed a Malamute and a Pointer?
The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't really matter.
09-10-07, 08:02 PM #18
An egg and a bit of bacon in the frying pan.
Egg says "Jeez, it's bloody hot in here, eh?"
Bacon says "**ck me, a talking egg!"
09-10-07, 08:03 PM #19
Guy walks into a bakery.
"A loaf of bread please."
"White or whole wheat?"
"Yes mister baker sir."
09-10-07, 08:03 PM #20
Two prostitutes standing on a street corner. A Police car goes past, and one turns to the other and asks "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"Nah", the other one replies, "but I have been swung round by the t*ts..."
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