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09-13-07, 12:07 AM #1
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THE BEST LAW ENFORCEMENT STORY EVER...
After surfing LEF for a while I've learned a couple of things: we like games and we like to tell stories. So....why not make a story telling game? We can include something that happened on a shift, something funny, or whatever. The story can be a first-person style story of a cop. It can relate only to the job, venture into a personal life story, or a continuing story of both. Finish the line from the person before you. Then start a line for the next person...... In the end, cops, civis, corrections, whoever, can contribute to the story and hopefully, have a good time while telling one whopper of a story. Be safe!
Here goes:
I was hoping for a slow night........I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.
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09-13-07, 12:12 AM #2
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when a buddy of mine called and said "You aint gonna believe this"
*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."
*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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09-13-07, 12:20 AM #3
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They Just Found K-9 Max and Pudge
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09-13-07, 12:29 AM #4
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standing beside a dead buffalo. I immediately picked up the phone and........
I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.
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09-13-07, 12:34 AM #5
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the battery went dead. so i
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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09-13-07, 12:36 AM #6
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tried to figure out another means of contacting an all night butcher
*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
Any statements or opinions given in my postings or profile do not reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employer or anyone else other than me. They are my personal opinions or statements only, thereby releasing my employer , any other entity, or any other person of any liability or involvement in anything posted under the username "Cidp24" on O/R.
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09-13-07, 01:07 AM #7
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so pudge, and K9 max could have a break from keeping the buzzards
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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09-13-07, 01:58 AM #8
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off of countybears rear end.
*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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09-13-07, 02:32 AM #9
I'm Bi-WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But when they found it nearly impossible keep anything off of countybears rear end...
Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
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09-13-07, 10:34 AM #10
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they decided to take matters into their own hands, and
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09-13-07, 10:36 AM #11
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started shooting the buzzards, without regard to whether they were on any endangered species lists.
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09-13-07, 10:49 AM #12
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"They do taste just like chicken when you fry them," said Reca, "so let's see if we can bag a few Spotted Owls, too." So he...
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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09-13-07, 10:52 AM #13
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called Terminator and Lazy Fed, who were known for their ability to
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09-13-07, 11:03 AM #14
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to hunt like Steve Irwin
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09-13-07, 11:06 AM #15
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and cause spotted owls to fall from trees just by glaring at them.
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09-13-07, 11:13 AM #16
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Which was perfect because that left the meat intact, which made it easy
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09-13-07, 11:15 AM #17
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for Lazy Fed to take the meat back to his illegal cousins from mexico
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.
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09-13-07, 11:17 AM #18
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because they didn't dare to shop in grocery stores for fear of persecution
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09-13-07, 11:36 AM #19
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from liberal agenda who wanted them to work for
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
___ ___ ___{o,o} {-.-} {0,0}|)__) |)_(| (__(|-"-"- -"-"- -"-"-O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!
The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.
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09-13-07, 12:06 PM #20
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little pay, and a taco for a bonus. lazy fed then came up with
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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