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    Maturing

    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

    When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition

    When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big boobs_________________

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    Sounds right.
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    You need that frying pan, Dapples?
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

    When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition

    When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big boobs_________________
    This is so me. I waited until I was 33 to get married. I got all the positive qualities listed above, she has 38 DD's, and I have been married for going on 10 years. I must be blessed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    You need that frying pan, Dapples?
    Yes, please...one of those big ole cast iron ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    You need that frying pan, Dapples?
    To paraphrase the Great bard Billy Shakespeare

    ET TU CONABLU????

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    Quote Originally Posted by dapples View Post
    Yes, please...one of those big ole cast iron ones
    Oh don't hit him too hard, dapples.








    You don't want to ruin a perfectly good skillet.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Oh don't hit him too hard, dapples.








    You don't want to ruin a perfectly good skillet.

    soooooo true, bc....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Oh don't hit him too hard, dapples.








    You don't want to ruin a perfectly good skillet.
    hmphh ,grumble,mumble,with friends like this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    hmphh ,grumble,mumble,with friends like this...




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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    To paraphrase the Great bard Billy Shakespeare

    ET TU CONABLU????
    I always side with the woman. Heck, given a few days, you will, too!
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    I always side with the woman. Heck, given a few days, you will, too!
    WHAT? cant hear you,plus that ringing in my ears,sheesh she could have at least waited till I was awake,huh?? what???,hey,where is my left ear

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    WHAT? cant hear you,plus that ringing in my ears,sheesh she could have at least waited till I was awake,huh?? what???,hey,where is my left ear





 

 

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