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    Death predictions

    It is fun to see what it predicts for you!!!!!

    http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
    Mine is:

    Al: At age 88 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.
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    Pgrl: At age 76 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.



    Well...considering I can't program...I guess I can't program 'to save my life!' The nice part is that I'll be saved to disk which goes with my desire for immortality

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    Beans: At age 64 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.


    Umm ok?
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    Rob: At age 56 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

    ??????

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    At age 64 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

    Wtf???


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    buttercup: At age 79 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    buttercup: At age 79 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

    Buttercup, is there something you would like to tell all of us????
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Al View Post
    Buttercup, is there something you would like to tell all of us????
    Big Al, I'll tell you when I'm 78.




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    Cidp24: At age 65 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

    Do they have beaches in Ecuador?
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    motorwaycop: At age 69 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

    Buttercup...how bout it?
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    jato: At age 62 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

    (suicide?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jato View Post
    jato: At age 62 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

    (suicide?)

    What were you saying on the other thread!

    Spooky!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motorwaycop View Post
    motorwaycop: At age 69 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

    Buttercup...how bout it?
    You'll be 69, I'll be 79. Excellent!




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    Always wanted to be a toy boy
    the sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
    ( Baltasar Gracian )

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    Wink Death predictions

    I want a copy of that bicycle picture. There must be something good about it. I got my own batteries.


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    pc830cop: At age 94 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

    damn, I wanted to die having sex with a 19 yo virgin!


    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

    "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
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    There are gains for all our losses
    There are balms for all our pain
    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jato View Post
    jato: At age 62 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

    (suicide?)
    old age... you wanted to take a train trip and find out which direction the train was coming from but fell asleep.


    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

    "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
    -Batman Begins

    There are gains for all our losses
    There are balms for all our pain
    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
    T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War

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    Susan:At age 42 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
    I only have 21 more years to live this kinda sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    At age 64 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
    I'll say a prayer for ya every time I polish my boots.
    Last edited by pc830cop; 09-13-07 at 03:06 PM. Reason: fat fingers, can't type


    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

    "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
    -Batman Begins

    There are gains for all our losses
    There are balms for all our pain
    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
    T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War

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    Quote Originally Posted by armsmaster270 View Post
    I want a copy of that bicycle picture. There must be something good about it. I got my own batteries.





 

 
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