Death predictions

**Big Al** · 09-13-07, 08:53 AM

It is fun to see what it predicts for you!!!!!

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
Mine is:

Al: At age 88 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

**Pinki** · 09-13-07, 08:59 AM

Pgrl: At age 76 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

Well...considering I can't program...I guess I can't program 'to save my life!' The nice part is that I'll be saved to disk which goes with my desire for immortality

**Beans** · 09-13-07, 09:50 AM

Beans: At age 64 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

Umm ok?

**rob84** · 09-13-07, 09:51 AM

Rob: At age 56 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

??????

**Autumn2009** · 09-13-07, 10:10 AM

At age 64 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

Wtf???

**Buttercup** · 09-13-07, 10:33 AM

buttercup: At age 79 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

**Big Al** · 09-13-07, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by Buttercup

buttercup: At age 79 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Buttercup, is there something you would like to tell all of us????

**Buttercup** · 09-13-07, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Big Al

Buttercup, is there something you would like to tell all of us????

Big Al, I'll tell you when I'm 78.

**Cidp24** · 09-13-07, 01:51 PM

Cidp24: At age 65 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

Do they have beaches in Ecuador?

**Motorwaycop** · 09-13-07, 02:40 PM

motorwaycop: At age 69 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Buttercup...how bout it?

**jato** · 09-13-07, 02:43 PM

jato: At age 62 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

(suicide?)

**Motorwaycop** · 09-13-07, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by jato

jato: At age 62 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

(suicide?)

What were you saying on the other thread!

Spooky!

**Buttercup** · 09-13-07, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by Motorwaycop

motorwaycop: At age 69 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Buttercup...how bout it?

You'll be 69, I'll be 79. Excellent!

**Motorwaycop** · 09-13-07, 02:46 PM

Always wanted to be a toy boy

**armsmaster270** · 09-13-07, 02:55 PM

I want a copy of that bicycle picture. There must be something good about it. I got my own batteries.

**pc830cop** · 09-13-07, 03:00 PM

pc830cop: At age 94 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

damn, I wanted to die having sex with a 19 yo virgin!

**pc830cop** · 09-13-07, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by jato

jato: At age 62 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

(suicide?)

old age... you wanted to take a train trip and find out which direction the train was coming from but fell asleep.

**Elle** · 09-13-07, 03:03 PM

Susan:At age 42 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
I only have 21 more years to live this kinda sucks.