Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.. Let's see now. . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No golf

No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

No Beer

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?