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    Pretty Boring Civi is offline Officer First Class
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    Southern Survivor Game

    Hi everyone. I've been offline for a while, so I thought I'd check in. I hope every body is doing well, and I send my deepest condolences to the families of the Florida LEOs injured and killed last week.

    Here's a bit of humor to brighten your day. I hope it's not a repost:

    Southern Survivor:

    Because of the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV
    Stations are joining together and are planning to do their own,

    entitled: "SURVIVOR GAME-- SOUTHERN STYLE"

    The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia, and on to
    South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to
    Tennessee.. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana,
    finally ending up back in Alabama,

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large
    bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go
    Yankees; Hillary in 2008, and Deer Hunting is Murder!

    The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins

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    pc830cop is offline Just another squirrel looking for a NUT
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    I've got $20 they don't make it 100 miles!

    so let the pool begin


    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

    "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
    -Batman Begins

    There are gains for all our losses
    There are balms for all our pain
    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
    T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War

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    gozling is offline the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

 

 

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